Top 5 albums made in 1970:
1. The Stooges - Funhouse
2. John Lennon - Plastic Ono Band
3. David Bowie - The Man Who Sold The World
4. Velvet Underground - Loaded
5. Van Der Graaf Generator - H To He, Who Am The Only One

Top 5 Sparks albums:
1. A Woofer In Tweeters Clothing
2. No. 1 In Heaven
3. Indiscreet
4. Kimono My House
5. Halfnelson/Sparks

Top 5 Kevin Ayers albums:
1. Shooting At The Moon
2. Whatevershebringswesing
3. Joy of a Toy
4. Bananamour
5. Yes We Have No Mananas (So Get Your Mananas Today)

Top 5 records you don't own:
1. The Fall - Hex Enduction Hour
2. The Saints - Eternally Yours
3. Chrome - Alien Soundtracks
4. The Deviants - 3
5. Royal Trux - Veterans Of Disorder and Pound For Pound

Top 5 Cheater Slicks songs:
1. "Thinkin' Some More" from Whiskey
2. "Murder" from Destination Lonely
3. "Ghost" from Forgive Thee
4. "Please Explain It" from Yer Last Record
5. "Refried Dreams" from Refried Dreams